Wednesday, July 5, 2006

Country Folk Can Survive

Southern Survey:

1. Have you ever gone muddin’?
many a time

2. Have you ever lived on a dirt/gravel road?
Most of my life I did.

3. Ever been swimming in a lake or river? Brazos River, Arrowhead Lake, and Jacksboro lake if there weren’t snakes friggin everywhere.

4. Ever been to a bonfire party? My high school did them once a year for homecoming. Good times.

5. Have you ever driven a tractor? yes… as well as a backhoe, a front-end loader, an industrial lawnmower, and a ditch witch.

6. Have you ever been on a horse?
Oh yeah. Good times as well.

7. Ford or Chevy? Chevy. No questions

8. Kissed someone in a pick up? I’ve done a lot of things in a pick-up, kissing would be one of them.

9. Whats your favorite country song? of all time? For partying or for serious? I would say overall, Family Tradition by Hank Junior. I’m also a big fan of Johnny Cash and George Strait.

10. Ever done 90 miles per hour down a dirt road? No. That would be stupid, because you would most likely die. It’s hard to drive 40 mph.

11. Worked / Lived on a farm? we had two cows… does that count?

12. Been to a rodeo? In high school I went to about 2-3 a year, I’ve been several times since.

13. Do you own cowboy boots? sure do. Black lace-up ones. I’m not sure where they are though… I think my sister stole them.

14. Do you have a cowboy hat? Two of them.

15. Have you ever said git r done? I’m married to Shane. Of course I have.

16. Country skyline or a city skyline? you know, I’m still a fan of the city. Growing up in a country-ass place isn’t what it seems.

17. Can you name a rodeo star? I can name several.

18. Do you think tractors are sexy? No, they’re dirty.

19. Ever rode a 4-wheeler? We owned like, three. That was good times, until I took my baby cousin into a precarious situation. I got in trouble for that one.

20. Are you from the country? J HOLE

21. If so, are you proud of it? Sure am. But I wouldn’t go back.

22. Gone hunting? Deer, quail, hog.

23. Gone fishing? shit yes. this might be my favorite thing of all time to do.

24. Is your heart in dixie? Texas is more like it.

25. Been on a hay ride? yes, and I won’t allow my daughter to ever go on one. I know what happens….

26. Have you ever line danced? Yeah I still do. Fun stuff.

27. Camped under the stars? Also one of my favorite things to do.

28. Have you ever been cow tippin? I tried to find some cows to tip, but there weren’t any, so we tipped a car instead.

29. Do you drive a pick up truck? No… I used to drive a Blazer though, that piece of crap.

30. Fell asleep in a hay stack? No it itches too much to sleep.

31. Own a pair of overalls? still do. Dickies and Old Navy.

32. Drank Moonshine? yeah my friends Grandpa brewed it in a shed.

33. Include the word “yonder” in your daily vocabulary? Still do. Out yonder, over yonder.

34. Ever shoveled manure? No.

35. Milked a cow? Haven’t done that either. Always wanted to though.

36. Plucked a chicken? sick.

7. Is sweet tea your favorite drink? Non-alcoholic, yes.

38. Been to a race? car, horse, drag, foot.

39. Know all the words to at least one David Allen Coe song? Do you know me at all? Then you know the answer to this one.

40.Have you ever made out in a back of a pick-up? like I said, I’ve done a lot in a pick-up.

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