“I am not young enough to know everything”

It’s been since March, and I’m missing it. Granted, I should be asleep right now because I’m in an ambien haze, but it’s much funner to write than sleep. There are several things I’ve been wanting to talk about over the past few months, but not enough inspiriation to actually write them down. Considering I will be called when a bed opens up for me to deliver this hell-child, I won’t have much time for ramblings afterward. So here they are, topics I want to address:

1. Healthcare in America (as pertaining to Sicko, Immigration, and overcrowding in the ER)

2. Al Gore: Why he won’t run, but why I still hold out hope in the man. Also, why I didn’t like him 8 years ago, but have fallen in love with him this time.

3. My crazy family, who loves me to death, but shouldn’t do some of the things they do.

4. The return of Chuck Norris

5. Investigating the reason people actually believe in hell, from a biblical and logical standpoint.

6. President Bush, Scooter Libby, Harriet Miers, and the pardons that are about to fly. How much longer until we’re done with this man?

7. Is government sponsored assassination such a bad idea?

8. Prostitution in general

9. Do people need a ‘killin sometimes? I say yes, some say murder is never justified. I figure “He needed killin’” is a reasonable defense in some cases.

10. Why brownies, milk, and beef jerky mix together so well.

11. Why my new job entails listening to people bitch 70% of the time.

I figure if I address these topics in no particular order, I’ll have caught up on my blogging for the time being. See, if I keep this up long enough, I’m going to move to one of those fancy ass blogs over at blogspot. I also might make a seperate blog about work issues… but that seems to be entirely too much writing with a family at home.