“I am not young enough to know everything”

Guess which one is female….

Too bad I can’t use arial narrow.

So I am making my entrance into the blogging arena. I’ve heard it is all the rage, and the cool kids are doing it. I’ve decided to blog for no reason other than it looks fun, so I can’t guarantee I will post more than once. Can’t think of any keen observations on life, politics, or religion. I’ve been filling out pre-employment paperwork all day, which has gotten in the way of my Friday underwear-sitting marathon. Ohhh don’t we enjoy underwear-sitting?! I also had to take a pee test for a drug screen. Funny, I don’t do drugs, but I still have a little anxiety about the results. I guess back in those teenage years the fear was burned into me. Maybe when I am 53 the pee test won’t scare me so much.

I went to the olive garden today with a friend, and had a drink…. a very fun drink. I forgot that immediately after the Olive Garden I had to go and get my fingerprints done… at a police station. They didn’t notice (obviously, or I would be blogging from a much more uncomfortable place).

Lastly, I have decided to invent a self-cleaning deep fryer. Have you ever tried to clean a deep-fryer? Nearly impossible. I will soon have an innovative, money-making invention.